
Here we are in the Year 2000 Singing songs written 30 years ago We will try our best to entertain you In the 'Glam' honoured fashion that we know. You might find we sound better if you drink It dulls the senses and takes the pain away We won't try to make you reason or to think We're only here to help you escape. Chorus We are Slurred in our music and our words From our hair down to our shoes We play the venues all the other bands avoid We are Slurred and we can't lose. When we were young we thought we would be stars But there's more chance of finding Life on Mars Now we laugh in the face of fame 'Cos the best thing about this band is the name.


