Here we are in the Year 2000
Singing songs written 30 years ago
We will try our best to entertain you
In the 'Glam' honoured fashion that we know.

You might find we sound better if you drink
It dulls the senses and takes the pain away
We won't try to make you reason or to think
We're only here to help you escape.

We are Slurred in our music and our words
From our hair down to our shoes
We play the venues all the other bands avoid
We are Slurred and we can't lose.

When we were young we thought we would be stars
But there's more chance of finding Life on Mars
Now we laugh in the face of fame
'Cos the best thing about this band is the name.

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